Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Stu Jackson on the Radio

I listened to Stu on both 910 and 620 this morning. He said that the rule is a "bright-line" rule and is one of "strict liability," meaning that if you leave the bench during an altercation, you're suspended.

Well, okay, but let's look at "altercation" and "immediate vicinity" again. When he was asked for a definition of each term, he gave HIS definition. Therefore, by giving HIS definition, players and coaches are left to use their ESP as to what he means by these words. In order to create a "bright-line" or "strict liability" rule, these terms should be clearly defined.

In his defense, he gave a pretty good definition (IMO) of "altercation." Notwithstanding my grievance regarding the inherent vagueness and subjective nature of the use of HIS, unwritten definitions, the defintion did make sense. See, Stu, you can exercise judgment!

I can't remember the specifics of that definition right now, but it sure made a lot of sense. Per this definition, the Duncan-on-the-court incident in the second period would not warrant discipline.

However, let's get picky on defintions, Stu, if it's such an easy rule to read. When asked what "immediate vicinity" meant, he said, "Well, 20 to 25 feet is not the 'immediate vicinity.'" He then went on to say that one foot away from the bench would be the "immediate vicinity." This means that "immediate vicinity" is somewhere between 1 and 25 feet from your seat on the bench. That is anything but a clear rule.

From here on out, an essential part of every team's staff needs to be a Stu Jackson mind-reader so they know how far off the bench the players can be.

2 comments:

amidalooine said...

From here on out, an essential part of every team's staff needs to be a Stu Jackson mind-reader so they know how far off the bench the players can be.

Or they could make it even more convenient. Basketball sidelines could be equipped with built in indeces of where, exactly, a foul is being committed. I can picture it...in each team's colors..."If you're here ---> and just screaming obscenities, you're cool, but step past this line <--->, dude, and you're toast."

As I indicated in my letter to that MORON who imposed the related sentences, if Amare and Boris really wanted to hurt that Horry guy, they WOULD HAVE! They showed tremendous restraint in barely moving away from their bench areas and then returning without much resistance.

Have a nice day!

amidalooine said...

Good Lord...I can't spell. Typo. IGNORE ME! :D

Hope you're all settled in and ready for the game...